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Bees, sea gulls, alligators: 12 zany excuses for absences

11/17/2009

Bosses hear some wacky one-liners when perfectly healthy workers try to justify taking sick days. Example: "I got sunburned at a nude beach and can't wear clothes." Here are a dozen doozies uncovered in a recent survey of employers.

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